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Canadian Man Crowned King of Spreadsheets at the 2024 Microsoft Excel World Championship (gizmodo.com)

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[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Jarman and 11 other finalists were tasked with playing a simulated game of World of Warcraft via spreadsheet

How did he manage to fit the award ceremony into his busy schedule of having sex with beautiful models? ...Probably with a spreadsheet, now I think about it.

[–] MightyCuriosity@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

The sheet was not the only thing being spread