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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 33 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What’s 2+2?

Engineer: 4e0

Mathematician: grabs chalk and begins a proof

Accountant: what do you want it to be?

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

the accountant will tell you "2" and then keep 2 in crypto