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[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 51 points 6 days ago (2 children)

"I demand you respect me!" said the person who is fundamentally undeserving of respect

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago

“You can consolidate wealth or consolidate respect, but not both”

@ccunning@lemmy.world (just now)

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

CEOs spotted all over the country in empty grocery store parking lots yelling "I'm a grown-ass man!" to nobody around.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

“What could a packet of fowl embryo cost?”