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Anons share life hacks (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Asetru@feddit.org 54 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Skateboard weighs like 2kg.

I weigh like 100 kg. Yeah, fat fuck, I know.

Cliffs don't have a defined height, but let's say 100 m.

Speed at impact is like 45 m/s.

Have to kick skateboard downwards at 2250 m/s, or 8100 km/h to neutralise speed. That requires about 5 megajoules of energy.

Lose only about 0.13 kg of fat to kick board that hard but become deaf from the board becoming supersonic.

6/10, wouldn't do that again.

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Just use a big rock instead :) just need 10 kilojoules of energy for a 1 ton rock. Even less for a bigger rock.

[–] Asetru@feddit.org 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Just use a big rock instead

What do you think a cliff is?

[–] SeekPie@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

About 100m?

[–] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

And spherical

[–] WastingCommentSpace@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

How are you going to do a kickflip with a rock?