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[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don't wanna ruin the fun, but I'd argue a 100lb (to continue the weird measures) boulder would more than suffice.

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's not about efficiency; it's about sending a message! Bullets are a lot easier than boulders into the Sea, but they just don't have the same vibe! Nothing says you hate someone quite as much as being willing to haul a half ton boulder a hundred miles offshore in a boat. The impracticality isn't a bug; it's a feature! For boulders chucked into the ocean, the bigger, the better!

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 1 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah sure,but....it's 400lbs. I mean, if I did that with every person I hate...oh boy. Strongman in 2 years. World domination in 5. Am I truly ready for this responsibility? Is anyone?

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

Bring justice to the wicked AND get swole? Sounds like positives all around. You'll basically be Hercules at that point!