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[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Actually only the souls of the saved go to heaven. The bodies stay behind, and without any clear cause of death they become feral animals that sublimate their previously-ennobled desire for human togetherness into a simple guttural desire to consume human flesh.

The rest of us unrepentant sinners are left conscious among this new sea of soulless flesh, to defend ourselves against their ravenous teeth.

The saved man does not live on bread alone. He also desires communion, and Jesus has left the building.

[–] blady_blah@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

So... Zombie apocalypse it is.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is this an actual theological position or did you just make it up

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 1 points 12 hours ago

What's the difference?