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Anon gets plastered (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sleeping for 10 hours in a closet would do enough damage to my body that i'd quit my job and get a disability pension

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

I once took a power nap in a walk-in fridge. I put a chair against the wall and just curled into a ball and slept. Twenty minutes of chilly, peaceful rest on the hottest day of the year. It was absolutely perfect.

I tried again a few months later on an uncomfortably warm, but not really hot day, and it fucked me up. Every muscle in my body was tight and angry and I was super overwhelmed going back into more normal temperatures.

I haven’t tried it again because the first one honestly seems like a fluke, but I remember it happily.