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Hey, scammed any investors lately? (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I say they should take it back. I've never met a blonde who looked bad in black.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 months ago (6 children)

This woman could wear a trash bag and still look gorgeous, I bet. It's obvious she's more diligent about her health than I am about mine. Well done.

[–] Codename_goose@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

In response to a similar comment about her appearance, Marilyn Monroe did an entire photo shoot in a ~~flower~~ potato sac.

[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 5 points 2 months ago

That's a pretty shapely bag.

[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

she's more diligent about her health

That or genes. It’s the genes.

[–] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Trash bags are typically black, so.

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I don't remember where the quote is from

"Do I look ugly in this dress?"

"Honey, you would be beautiful with nothing but a pot on your head"

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

You should try making lots of money by scamming people. It allows you to focus more on your health and the more you focus on your health and look better the more people trust you and the more you can scam them

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 2 months ago

Makeup, maybe.

Health?

Bet she tries to be a fruitarian with pancreatic cancer.

[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What about a 300 pound blonde?

[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

She didn't look bad either.

[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

All you’re saying is that you’re happy to bang fatties as long as they are blonde.

Nothing wrong with that. You do you bro.

[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Or a chubby chaser who isn't picky about hair color. Let's not make assumptions.