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[–] 9tr6gyp3@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Just self-host it. Its open source. Your instance doesn't have to have a pineapple on pizza pledge.

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I for one am tired of division. We must unite under one crust. Held together by our love of sauce, cheese, and toppings on bread. Brothers and sisters, sharing a slice in unity. Not divided over what specific toppings may reside or the contents of the sauce. I SAY NAY. pizza is made to share, and together we may all enjoy a bite.

Unless it's from Brazil holy shit what the fuck are they even doing down there?

[–] Balthazar@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Have you tried Japanese "pizza"? There are larger wars to be fought than pineapple.