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Anon is a dentist (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 56 points 4 days ago (2 children)

They do that! Now I know why.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

I always figured it was so you'd focus on something other than what's happening in your mouth

Like when a doctor tells you to turn your head and cough. Turning your head does nothing for the exam, it just keeps you from coughing on the doctor

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 6 points 4 days ago

I've just stopped replying. Some get upset. Like, what the hell, if you wanted to hear my answers then why did you stick your whole hand into my mouth