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Anon goes to therapy (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Mac@mander.xyz 28 points 5 days ago (5 children)

You can actually say "ass" here, btw.

Fuckin' mainstream social media-ass comment.

[–] Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

No they're on .world so bad words like "ass" deal psychic damage to them.

[–] ggppjj@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I'm on .world.

Ass.
Fuck.
Shit.

[–] crapton_america@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Stop, you’ll get fucking hurt!

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I read it as “better help uhh therapist” because of the stupid ass self censorship. I’m not blaming the user for doing it, just annoyed for natural real world language getting hamstrung to satisfy advertisers. How long until “tisk tisk tisk! You can’t say ‘ahh’, that’s a naughty word!”?

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

That's really, genuinely never made sense to me. If I'm going to say "freaking cold" it has the exact same meaning as "fucking cold". So what's the difference? Yet one is acceptable and one is, *clutches pearls*, a bad word. :O

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Watch your fucking language!

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 3 points 5 days ago

Please mom, not the soap!

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 4 points 5 days ago (2 children)

"ahh" has a better ring to it than "ass"

[–] dufkm@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

Personally I prefer "arse" with an uppity RP (Received Pronunciation) accent.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 5 points 5 days ago

I'm not going to downvote you for this, because you're allowed to think that, but I want you to know that I want to because you're wrong. Lol

[–] DesolateMood@lemm.ee -2 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Yeah but saying ahh is funny

Ass is just crass (also, this has the same energy as redditors who complain about emojis)

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I mean, if the specific word you want to use seems to be an inappropriate tone, maybe find a different way to say what you're trying to say instead of injecting a filter-bypass replacement for the same word you didn't feel was an appropriate tone?

Betterhelp-coded therapist

Sounds like Betterhelp's caliber of therapists

Lemme guess, this "therapist" was via Betterhelp

For a couple of examples

Edit: I see you didn't post the original comment. Oops!

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 4 points 5 days ago

No u 😘

[–] dragonfucker 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Ahh means ass? Drag is out of touch.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 5 points 5 days ago

Yeah, it's an AAVE based, censorship-born, slang term.