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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I know, but in the kitchen. Really. There's sanitary issues.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It is only theoretically a kitchen:

The kitchen, while cozy, is functional and ideal for preparing quick meals.

I'd suggest you reframe your thinking - that's the main sex room with somewhere to prepare intercoital snacks.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

They needed a kitchen to meet the conditions of occupancy permit.

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

You know.. that’s probably all it is..

This is a bachelor party/weirdo sex thing rental space, and basically nothing else, isn’t it..? Or at least that’s what whatever dumbass designed it to be..

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I assume it is built for profit generation, it is a $1.5m 2000sqft house in Grand Junction with a destroyed building next to it. Not that I would be interested, but it would be a pretty ideal place for a wild bachelor party or hedonistic hootenanny.

I just find it hard to see where the ROI rental price would be sane for the market in that area. The median income of that area is $35k with a stable population of 69k(nice) and median home value of $470k, they have one strip club that is only as good as the oilfields are doing and a small swingers population as far as I can tell.

Maybe their idea is being a stop over spot between Vegas and the front range or SLC?

[–] frezik@midwest.social 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The lot is already planned to have townhouses. That's where the profit comes from to put a Ferrari in the garage that you can look at from the hot tub but never drive.

[–] aramis87@fedia.io 1 points 2 days ago

Well, that explains why there's no fridge, or even space reserved to put one in.

[–] palebluethought@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

I'm more concerned about the acoustic issues to be honest.

And really just the complete unsexiness of this space on every level

[–] dmention7@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think you're forgetting just how much porn is set in a kitchen!

And now I wonder how many of those kitchens were in an actual residence that was being rented out.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 days ago

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