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[–] hdnsmbt@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Wait until he hears about Mexico not being named America either!

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 23 hours ago

"Mexico is in Central America, so it must belong to the USA!"

[–] Draconic_NEO@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Anyone think he'll want to take over the rest of Mexico and make it part of America?

[–] Manalith@midwest.social 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Between that and telling Canada they should become a state, I wouldn't be surprised if we get some manifest destiny v2 trying to conquer the continent.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

At this point he may attempt to annex Australia because he thinks Hitler did

[–] PhAzE@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

He's already trying to rename Canada. The US is Canada's pants, and we've apparently shit. them