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I did not.
I stated that my eggs have shit on them (implication being they're not washed) and thus they don't need to be refrigerated.
Who and above all why would reason that I am asserting that the eggs I have but can't spot visible shit on, I refrigerate? "My eggs have shit on them" isn't the same as "all my eggs are covered in shit, and for that reason, none of them need to be refrigerated".
You're arguing that a text can't have implied something if YOU didn't infer the same thing.
So when someone tells a joke and others laugh and you don't, do you tell the person who told the joke they told it wrong and everyone else is wrong to laugh and youre the one who's correct because you didn't laugh?
If I told you "your mom says hi", would you think your mom at home just happened to say the word "hi", or would you read that as me saying I'm fucking your mom? Honest answers now. :)
Bike=2, sunshine=5, lawyer=4, biscuit=4, car=2. what is keyboard?
So you know if you don't clown around and try to give a proper answer, it'll show you're wrong, so you just pretend like you weren't serious at any point by spamming utter gibberish.
Very mature.
Well, you're welcome for the English lesson. Seems like you at least tried learning the concepts.
Jax you are absolutely in the wrong on this and Dasus’ only sin is the cringe of engaging with you, far more embarrassing for you lol
when you misunderstand someone and they correct you, apologize, listen to what they have to say, and provide a suggestion for how they might better express the thought later if you want
My water has minerals in it and that is why stains are left on things that have water dry on them.
My soil has good nutrients and that is why mushrooms are active.
My eggs have chickenshit on them and that is why they don't need refrigeration.
Good to know, I'll have you tagged as a fucking idiot as well. By the way, don't listen to this person: the ratio is still 7:1 in terms of shelf life. Refrigerated vs unrefrigerated, respectively. Not only are they bad at English, they're just fucking wrong.
sorry i get defensive when people insult me, comment deleted
You know what, it's early and I was mad. I'm sorry. I did not understand what I was seeing.
Edit: about calling spujb an idiot, my point still stands about "that is why".
no worries :) hope you have a good one