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Before and after (slrpnk.net)

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[–] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 34 points 5 days ago (2 children)

This is how Crassus got rich. When a house burned, he'd show up with his firefighters, and then buy the house for an insultingly low price, because, well, the house was on fire. Then his firefighters would put the fire out.

[–] WastingCommentSpace@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I dont remember that in morrowind.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

My therapist actually helped me uncover a repressed memory about our dear uncle. You wouldn't believe what he asked me to do.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 4 days ago

He asked you to "polish his spear," too?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

He certainly managed to deserve his fate