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[–] FartVentriloquist69@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Same with ketamine, horse tranquilizer. Also a powerful fast acting anti depressent among a other very positive qualities

[–] futatorius@lemm.ee 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Also it'll burn the lining of your bladder and make you piss blood. And dissociatives including ket are nasty, dirty drugs that cause lots of mishaps when used in non-clinical settings.