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Joe Rogan Nods Along As Mel Gibson Claims His Friends Were Cured of Stage 4 Cancer By by ivermectin, fenbendazole (another animal dewormer), and methylene blue (a fabric dye) (www.mediaite.com)

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[–] MattTheProgrammer@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

We need to get Joe Rogan to think the key to eternal youth is uranium glass butt plugs

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

my uncle survived WW2 and lived to be 102 while wearing a uranium glass butt plug the whole time.

dude never shit solid a day in his life.

docs said he might have lived longer if not for the colon cancer.