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[–] YerbaYerba@lemm.ee 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

As a Dvorak user I feel compelled to believe this.

[–] xilliah@beehaw.org 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I've always wondered, how do dvorak users reproduce/replicate?

[–] YerbaYerba@lemm.ee 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I was propogandized into learning it as a teenager.

[–] xilliah@beehaw.org 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Oh, I thought you would be vat-grown. Bummer.