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I did a favour for a Terry White chemist today and repaired a digital lockset door handle. The owner gave me a bottle of multivitamin for itπ₯΄
Now Iβm thinking to myself, do I appear vitamin deficient ?
Could have at least given you something exciting from behind the counter! "Save these for a big night out/big night in" sort of stuff with a big wink.
I know right?
Out of all the different lollies there you got the placebos. Very unlucky.
He hands me the vitamins and says βI wish I could do more for youβ and gets all touchy on my shoulder. I reckon old mate fancied me.
'take these and become .. strong. and.. fertile'
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