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[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

JD Vance eats catfood? What a weirdo.

[–] SuspiciousCatThing@pawb.social 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

He eats pieces of shit like you for breakfast.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

He eats pieces of shit for breakfast too?
Oh boy

(Sadly they're making Happy Gilmore 2)

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What would you do if you found a can of cat food in my apartment?

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

Dim the lights. Two open cans of whiskers puree on the table. And lots of couch.
It'll cost you fifty to watch though.