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"once a women turns 19, she may as well be postmenopausal"
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I thought we all agreed up until 29 years 364 days it's babe and after that it's milf
This implies the existence of the rare 29-year-old leap milf
Imagine the rule 34 on that one. You better bet fans are going to want proof...
"Leap milf" is just an alternative definition for a cougar
Wasn't there a scandal in Germany that 45% of MILF pornstars don't actually have any children?
I can ease your mind, it's only 38%. https://www.der-postillon.com/2012/07/skandal-erschuttert-pornoszene-38.html?m=1
https://www.der-postillon.com/2012/07/skandal-erschuttert-pornoszene-38.html It was a headline on a German satire site once.
Oh nein, I ate die Zwiebel!
Woman needs to be old enough for her kids' friends to think she's hot to be a milf.
So, for some women, that might be as early as 25
Do I hear a banjo?
I figured it was that she just needs to have kids. As long as she's a mom and somebody wants to fuck her, right?
You don't need a special categorization for a hot twenty something. Her having procreated or not.
If one is over 30 and doesn’t have children are they still a milf by default?
No, they have chosen the Cougar skill path.
still milf, M for Mature