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Immortal, invulnerable, teleportation
Now I can do whatever I want without having to worry about consequences.
I picked teleportation because I'd hate for example if somehow someone launched me into a sun or black hole and there was nothing I could do forever.
Being immortal an invulnerable I assume I'd be able to get rich very easily.
I also assume the following:
You'll have a nice, long life followed by countless aeons witnessing the slow heat death of the universe
When the time comes, I'll teleport inside a black hole where I will be frozen in time , thus rendering me essentially dead