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Target Losing Market Share As More Americans Opt To Forgo All Earthly Possessions (theonion.com)
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[โ€“] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Depends, are you an Indian prince that has been kept in isolation your entire life to hide the pain of the world from your eyes?

[โ€“] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I mean there was that one time in college, but we've all done a little experimenting, right?