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Longevity-Obsessed Tech Millionaire Discontinues De-Aging Drug Out of Concerns That It Aged Him (gizmodo.com)

submitted 15 hours ago by gregor@gregtech.eu to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 43 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

Oh, his blood boy is his son.

Unfortunately I'm not kidding.

[–] hmonkey@lemy.lol 20 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Oh shit... I sometimes forget how little the truth has to bend for satire. I'm glad my dad isn't into that

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I’m pretty sure the Silicon Valley joke was based on this guy.

[–] SynAcker@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

Or Peter Theil

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 5 points 14 hours ago

Worst My Dad Is Dracula comic ever.

[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 5 points 14 hours ago

To be fair he stopped that too, turns out you can't do enough transfusions to make any difference.