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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 9 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I love how millionaires think they can cheat death, just because they have money.

[–] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 9 points 17 hours ago

Let them try. Maybe some of that money will go to researching something useful like cancer treatments.