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[–] Famko@lemmy.world 32 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

At least he's using all of the anti aging treatments on himself like a lab rat. Only he will have to suffer if something goes terribly wrong. And maybe something does work and it'll be actually useful to everyone else.

[–] seaQueue@lemmy.world 14 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

This is the same guy that's using his teenage son as a blood donor too though right? That's the part I'm not okay with.

[–] Famko@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Yeah that one was a bit fucked up, but at least he isn't doing it anymore after finding out it does absolutely fuck all for him.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 18 points 12 hours ago

That's where I'm at on this. The dude is a major dork for trying to de-age himself BUT, like you said, he's the test subject! There's a long and storied history of self-experimentation leading to discoveries.

I probably don't support how he made his wealth (haven't looked into it) but I support his freedom to do what he wants with his body.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 10 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Wouldn't it be ironic if through his "research" he finds a working anti aging cream but it doesn't work on him because of all the other shit he took, so he becomes the only one who ages.

[–] Famko@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

If only.

I just hope that it wouldn't be a treatment that would be only affordable to billionaires.

We don't need the aristocrats to live forever.