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Naive Man Puts Money Into 401(k) as if Future Exists (thehardtimes.net)

submitted 3 days ago by Garibaldee@lemm.ee to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The only reason cash mighty retain value would be because people would still think it does. Really, I have no idea how long that would last. Investments require trust and a working internet in the modern context.

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 4 points 2 days ago

In that scenario there is nothing to buy.

May want to save and invest in case things mostly continue.

Also, get healthier.