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If this is bro saying he doesn’t wash his ass, or his worry is because he knows his ass is stanky, then I have no idea how she’s put up with him this long.
I remember in the olden days of reddit where there was this huge thread where many people didnt wash their ass because it was "gay" or gross. I think it started with a thread about someone telling men to also wash their balls because they stink too.
Water is a terrible lubricant too, I dont recommend for seggsy time.
I don't think there ever was a threat where men said that. It was someone on Twitter going "apparently men don't wash their ass because it's gay" and it spiraled from that iirc.
Ok
NO IT'S NOT OK 😡
My old wrestling coach once felt he had to remind us to "wash behind the balls."
Cleanse the taint, as it were
You gotta get your gooch!!
Gotta get some silicone lube for shower sexy time
Not tiktok. Stop self censoring.
they said "ass" so I doubt that was the intention
I can say whatever the fuck i want. We said seggsy way before the hot garbage that is tiktok existed and you can't "stop" me
Some of the euphemisms are also just plain funnier. Committing sudoku for example is top kek.
Secks-c
Oh, shut up.