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It's Anon's birthday (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 15 points 1 day ago

massive, flashy, expensive birthday parties with hired entertainers and dozens of invitations

It just sounds like they invited their whole class. That's dozens of invitations for sure but doesn't really make it anything else.