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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] qaz@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

MySQL wouldn’t win any single event, but would get high scores all around for unknown reasons.

There are a lot of companies running XAMP / LAMP stacks, for some reason.

MongoDB would be at the front desk trying to convince the judges to let it enter, and while doing that would accidentally drop a suitcase filled with business and government secrets.

But haven't you heard? It's webscale!