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Naive Man Puts Money Into 401(k) as if Future Exists (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] kerrigan778@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Y'know there's this thing called Target Retirement Date ETFs right? Also, aren't most 401ks either managed or extremely restricted towards very safe investment options?