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[โ€“] brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 8 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

That. And the fact that doctor jokes have a well known scheme that's broken here, as you'd normally expect the joke to continue after the sentence.

A woman comes to the doctor and asks "Can I take a bath with my diarrhea?" The doctor answers: "Sure, if it's enough to fill the tub."

[โ€“] mayhair@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 7 hours ago

Thanks ๐Ÿ‘