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Billionaire Anti-Aging Zealot Shares Data on Son’s Erections (www.thedailybeast.com)

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[–] kescusay@lemmy.world 80 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

9.5 out of 10. In his dick.

Has anyone asked him why he wants to live forever if that's what it takes?

[–] DharkStare@lemmy.world 70 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

"You get to live forever but in exchange you have to get incredibly painful injections in your dick on a daily basis."

Sounds like a cursed genie wish.

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Absofuckinglutely not

[–] franklin@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What's the quality of my life? Like 20s forever or do I still age?

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

[–] teft@lemmy.world 45 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Right? Miss me with that dick pain immortality.

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

You sure, bro? You missing out.

grabs dick as another firey torrent surges through his body

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago

Probably because he knows he can't take his wealth with him in death.

What's the point of being pointlessly wealthy if you can't be pointlessly wealthy forever?

[–] mjsaber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My guess is he wants to live forever because he feels he has made no contribution to the world, or does not feel a sense of fulfillment and purpose from raising his family. Maybe he feels cracking the secret could be his contribution, or maybe he thinks he can find meaning in his life, given enough time.

[–] bss03@infosec.pub 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bFnZsvh6pw posits that it's because he was raised believing in eternal life through the church, and lost his faith but still wants eternal life.

[–] tomenzgg@midwest.social 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Props for linking to that video; it's so good.

[–] bss03@infosec.pub 2 points 2 weeks ago

I saw that video on Nebula and it was the first I'd heard of this dude, but I still found the video fascinating.

[–] kazerniel@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

thanks for recommending this channel, seems right up my alley!

[–] bss03@infosec.pub 1 points 2 weeks ago

Get it early on Nebula! https://nebula.tv/lilyalexandre

If you haven't tried Nebula, PM me, and I think I still have a guest pass for a free week.