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Billionaire Anti-Aging Zealot Shares Data on Son’s Erections (www.thedailybeast.com)

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[–] antiquity2038@reddthat.com 26 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Didn't think you were serious.

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Yep, thats the one

Edit: lol you're downloading it?

[–] NudeNewt@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

lol you're downloading it

As they should

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why? Its just going to show that I wake up with an erection 100% of the time. What's there to chart?

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Eventually that may change. Perhaps you start a new medication that changes your body or hormones. You could use this app to give accurate info to your doctor.

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 2 points 2 weeks ago

That's valid, thanks

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

encouraging collaboration and innovation

Yes, let's "collaborate" in regard to our morning wood.

"Hay bro, would you mind 'innovating' with my erection this morning? No homo"

[–] MadBigote@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Lol and you're downloading it!

[–] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Dafuq kind of insight do i gain from it...

[–] antiquity2038@reddthat.com 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I guess it might help if you're concerned about ED, since experiencing less (or no) morning woods can be a sign of physical ED.

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

Really ? I don't think I ever experienced this regularly ever. I have otherwise no issues getting it up

[–] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Huh, ED caused by depression...never knew those were linked.

Interesting info, thank you.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd be shocked if they weren't linked.

[–] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I never really read up on it, even though i should.

The wife's chronically depressed and i'm not doing much better either.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And ED can be exacerbated by certain depression meds. There's nothing wrong with my dick. If my wife were to grab it, it would work just fine I just don't even think about sex every day and very rarely masturbate.

[–] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I knew about meds messing with your sex drive, been through that myself.