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[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

He’s totally right. My attention span is shot. Need to take long breaks from scrolling to get it back.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Comments wiil be full of "bUt ChRiStIaNiTy"

Like in every OTHER thread Lemmy wont shut the fuck up about FB/IG/TT/Etc and their engagement algorithms and how they are manipulating society...

Yes, the broken clock is right.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 days ago

Yeah, they're both shit.

Unending scrolling on short attention span websites is obviously bad

Believing in any religion is obviously bad

See? It's not that hard