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Trolley problem (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

Which metropolitan area?

[-] superkret@feddit.org 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Assuming it is in the US, at 4.5 million it can only be San Francisco/Oakland/Berkeley.

[-] underisk@lemmy.ml 31 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

would the bomb also kill javascript and C++ or would I have to keep throwing trolleys at it until I get both silicon valley and the JS/C++ devs?

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 2 years ago

At that distance it also kills you, so it sounds like a good deal. No regrets.

[-] underisk@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago

win win win

this post was submitted on 27 Jan 2025

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