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Donald Trump To Be Put on Mount Rushmore Under Republican Bill (www.msn.com)

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A bill to add a carving of President Donald Trumpto Mount Rushmore has been introduced by a MAGA politician.

Florida Representative Anna Paulina Luna announced the bill Tuesday calling for Trump to be added to the South Dakota monument with the message: "Let's get carving."

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[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 7 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

I think it is a fantastic idea because they will hire a shit contractor who is completely incapable and they will either do a laughably bad job or they will just take the money and run, whatever happens is gonna be hilarious...

[–] PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

Nah, this is Trump we’re talking about… They’ll do a mediocre job, and then Trump will refuse to pay them. Because for some reason, these idiots always believe they’ll be the exception and never demand payment up front.

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 2 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

...and thus the system functions like an Idiot Polymerase, only ever ratcheting forward from random shocks of chaos, insistent on replicating stupidity and blind hatred imperfectly into the future, each new act of violent collision an opportunity for beneficial mutations that can more effectively manipulate people's trauma into heinous and cruel beliefs.