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[-] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 190 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

HP laptop: please remember to log out of ~~your~~ the laptop in case someone else needs to use it.

Edit: Management took offence at the language of the previous memo.

[-] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Always "a" dildo, or "the" dildo, never "your" dildo...

[-] sprittytinkles@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Always use the indefinite article.

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