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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon just wants to enjoy his movie (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 10 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Thank you, this post gave me the impetus to actually hunt down a greentext I've been trying to find for several years. I used to have a large PNG of it on my old computer.

https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Anansi%27s_Goatman_Story

[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 1 points 9 hours ago

y you do this

I could be this dude, the pig comment was funny

[–] JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

Classic creepypasta. It's this one, the search and rescue stories, and I think there's another that slips my mind right now.

EDIT: boy did I miss a few.

Ben Drowned
Candle Cove
Russian Sleep Experiment
Squidward's Suicide

Of course, some of the weaker ones imo are also classics:

slender man
jeff
the backrooms

[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 24 minutes ago

Oh you can't forget the one of the guy who is in his basement apartment and slowly becomes convinced that everyone he speaks to is an impostor.