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[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 63 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’d definitely be pressing for criminal charges in that situation!

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Abnorc@lemm.ee 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Putting something full of dangerous bacteria in the water supply isn’t just a prank. If someone put some food safe additive in there to make the water taste or smell bad it’d be less of an issue. (Still a jerk move, debatably.)

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee -4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Lemmy and recognizing when some is joking, a great "what if"

[–] JonnyRobbie@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 0 points 1 day ago

Someone is joking in greentext of all places and they took it seriously lol.

[–] OlPatchy2Eyes@slrpnk.net 0 points 21 hours ago

The threadiverse's median reading level is about 5th grade