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[–] mugdad1@lemm.ee 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

it was a joke bro lol no one want to do regex at 3am

[–] meowmeowbeanz@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

Ah, I see where you’re coming from—my earlier post was meant as humor, but I might have leaned too hard into the sarcasm. No offense intended!

To clarify, there are languages and tools designed with machines in mind. Assembly is the classic example, but let’s not forget LLVM. It’s not a language per se, but an intermediate representation that optimizes code for machine execution. It’s like the ultimate translator between human-written code and raw machine instructions.

Still, regex at 3 AM? That’s a universal nightmare no matter what abstraction you’re working with.