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submitted 1 week ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

The Stormy report is in...Trump's asshole is bald! After using all available follicles, the place is nothing butt two butts and a dirty flabby hole.