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[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 55 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Not the onion. Gender affirming care has frequently initially been intended for cis people and trans people just happen to be a side benefit.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

(Big) Part of the problem is how few cis people understand that.

I heard a Christian apologist once unironically claim his male breast reduction wasn't gender-affirming care. Admittedly, he's an apologist so he might have just been lying.

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Oh that’s beautiful.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 4 points 1 week ago

Isn't it a toupee? Which keeps flying off.
Besides, being bald is more manly.

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

The Stormy report is in...Trump's asshole is bald! After using all available follicles, the place is nothing butt two butts and a dirty flabby hole.

[–] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 week ago

I don't know... he seemed to be quite against it when he ripped a chunk of his wife's hair off and raped her because she'd recommended him the surgeon that performed his scalp reduction, which he felt was too painful...

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 week ago

Literally not the onion just that fascists love to redefine terms.