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[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 22 points 1 week ago (3 children)

"Can I get it out of the trash for free?"

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 27 points 1 week ago

No customers behind the counter.

We take the trash out at 4pm though if you want to wait.

[–] CrayonRosary@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's when you spit on the trash sandwich.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

What's he going to do, pass up a free sandwich? In this economy?

[–] CrayonRosary@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago
[–] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

“Only if you fish it out with your mouth, and I’ll give you another one free of charge if you do”

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

"Deal!"

goes bobbing for bacteria