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We the Australians shall invade the USA and reclaim it for the crown. Hencforth it shall be known as "New Australia".
You could just call it New Australia anyway. Double up and change your maps. Apparently nothing stops you
I should send an email to the prime minister. Its easy to guess as it just follows the pattern of all the other members.
New New South Wales.
NewNewSouthWales(final)(1).odt
That's what we are renaming Texas
I quite like the name "Kraft Vegemite^TM^ presents New Australia".
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I'm okay with this.
U don't get our free healthcare tho
We say the same every time u guys have a school shooting.
Well what the hell is the point then?!
Wait. The accent. I'm down for it again
Nah get the Dutch to retake it and rechristen us as Niewe Amsterdam. I want my coffeeshop weed.
Whatever happened to Ameristralia? Wasn’t that a thing back on The Old Site for a while?