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Anon watches her boyfriend play videogames (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Gurei@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Did he try finger but hole?

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Y'know it was another one of his failings, not really? He was very big on railing me, but not super big on lubing me up properly with his fingers first.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sounds like a selfish dick, glad you kicked him to the curb.

Though 5 years? That's a long time to put up with that nonsense, you must have a very strong sense of loyalty.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

Some people are just happy to have something, even if it's bad.