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Twice as good (mander.xyz)

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[-] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 46 points 2 years ago

Well but if you solve 50% of your problems, and then another 50% of the rest, you'll still have some problems left 🙈

[-] Nemo@slrpnk.net 31 points 2 years ago

25%, specifically.

[-] Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 2 years ago

Just buy another book then, you'll have only 12.5% of your problems left.

Hmmm, this is going to take forever...

[-] flughoernchen@feddit.org 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Better buy all the books and then not start reading even the first one ever.

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

No, I will absolutely read the first 2 or 3 pages before I quit.

OK, maybe just the first page.

[-] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 years ago

Nah you'll quickly be close enough to functionally have 0 problems.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Pretty soon most of your problems will be related to buying and storing books.

[-] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Of the original 100%, yes.

[-] towerful@programming.dev 20 points 2 years ago

I saw a book titled "How to solve 50% of your problems", so I bought ∞

[-] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 5 points 2 years ago

Well now you moved the problem forward. The new bottleneck is reading all ∞ books

[-] topherclay@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Zeno is gonna be really upset that you are reading from their diary.

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

have to read it in parallel, not in series

[-] gumball4933@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Race condition: You have solved the same 50% problems twice.

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