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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon wants to be a singer (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 38 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I have a vivid memory of my parents trying to teach me to wash my hands and me eating the soap.

[–] dragonfucker 27 points 2 days ago

[–] EntirelyUnlovable@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

When I was a kid I found a box of detergent powder in the bathroom and on the box there was a happy guy that said "Blimey! It's lemon-limey!" So I stuck my nose in the box and took a big whiff and if I ever see that guy again