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That's barely a threat (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 weeks ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 30 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

You remembering you only have 4 HP in real life.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 12 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

You have 4? I only have 2!

[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

I've been leveling up at the gym.

[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Sure but a 75% chance it isn't fatal and I can just sleep it off.

Plus I get death saves, right?

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

NPCs don't get death saves. If you're a player character you probably already have more than 4hp. Unless you're a wizard with 6 or 7 constitution… If you are a wizard can you teach me some magic tricks?

[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

....yeah....

[–] Archpawn@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

1d8. There's a 12.5% chance that literally any damage will kill you.

I feel like those people would die off faster, so really you should be rolling HP with advantage.

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

A 1/4th chance of of death is better than none. Then I just need to make sure to lower my constitution and find an attacker with good dexterity. That makes it 3 quarters. If we allow the use of the "Oops all 6s" joker from Balatro that becomes a 4 quarters (100%) chance unless I for some reason turn out to be a player character.