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Anon sees a happy couple (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

This reminds me of a time I had people over when my roommates, who happened to be 2 very attractive girls, went out and just secomds after they left, a guy said "How come you get to live with 2 extremely hot girls?!" and I was like "Because I don't say shit like that". Wanna know the best part? His girlfriend was there.